Just to fill in some time, I’d been working on an idea for a film where I play an old, washed up boxer who ‘s planning a comeback. I’d managed to hustle a crew together and we were shooting some early scenes on Aberavon Beach, with some young black kid as an extra I felt sorry for. I take my customary three hour lunch break and when I come back, this kid has taken over and turned the whole shoot into a scuzzy rap video. Obviously I tell him to do one, call the whole thing off and cycle back to Ponty. I knew something was funny when he told me he was called Doc Green. Course it is, and my name is Dixon. Like an Egg production company have some explaining to do.